The 7 Deadly Rules/Sins For Hipster
#1. Be fashionable... Never! Never leave your h...
Dog Jokes
Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog...
The wiener is so big you can share it with your...
Why do Malinese animals do what they do?
While traveling in Mali a local explained to me...
My dog is called cigarette as he's got no legs
Every evening I take him for a drag
I had to neuter my dog today...
his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn.
How do you call a dog with no legs ?
You don't call it, you pick it up.
The dyslexic pregnant virgin
said it was an act of Dog.
I'm up all night to get lucky,
My dog that ran away
Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans?
And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?
One year later after Pavlov's dog death...
Pavlov still brings him food.
Two bloke sitting in a pub
watching a dog lick its balls.
One turns to th...
My old dog
What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs...
What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney
Today's TIL reminded me.
I call my Missus's mimsy 'The Tardis'
Not because it's bigger inside than I expected....
A man enters the store to buy a dog...
... and points at a puppy he likes.
"How much...
A guy was watering his lawn
As he was watering his lawn, he noticed a hears...
An old Chinese saying:
If the dog is barking, you didn't cook it enough.
Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?
Because hes not a planet.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outsi...
I got my dog vaccinated...
...I think she might have paw-tisim now.
Came up with this as a kid
Why'd the dog sit in the shade?
He didn't want...
A bellhop was whistling...
A bellhop passed through the hall of the St. Fr...
The Old Ball Game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take hi...
I had a dog with no legs..
I named him cigarette so I could take him for a...