Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Problems remembering


Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory prob...

Choking Victim


A father walks into a book store with his youn...

Take These Pills..


A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he...

Knock Knock 39


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
...

Blue Testicles


A week after their marriage, Phil and Jill (ne...

Gypsy Lover


A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor...

Hurting all over


A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to...

Surprise The Wife


After a few years of married life, this guy fi...

Baaaad News


Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news. ...

His miracle drinks!


A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. T...

Jon and Amanpreet


Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution...

Old-age humor


A husband and wife, both in their 80's, visit ...

60 seconds


Doctor, doctor ive only got 60 seconds to live...

Q: How many members


Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise ...

Castration


Doctor , I would like to be castrated ! Are yo...

Death Wishes


Three friends die in a car crash, and they fin...

The parrot


A JAMAICAN WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS WITH A PARRO...

Toast Therapy


Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When...

Breathe


A teenager goes to a doctor for a checkup.


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The new father!


A doctor was holding a new baby that he had ju...

Un septuagenario llega al hospital


Un septuagenario llega al hospital convulsion�...

On a Diet


A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor...

Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill


1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...

Lawyers Dog


A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...

Her Splintered Crotch


A lady from California purchased a piece of ti...