President george w. bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. he sends his
spanish secretary, who knows little english, to the local hospital. she tells
the doctor, "big president bush, no s***."
the doctor understands and gives him some medicine to take with him.
the next day, the secretary comes back again and says, "big president, no
s***."
the doctor gives him even stronger medicine. a few days later, the secretary
comes yet again and says, "big president, big no s***."
the doctor gives him the strongest medicine he has.
the next day, the secretary comes back to the doctor and says, "ba-boom! big
s***, no president."
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