The Lambert's were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Lambert made it
clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or
needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist
admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Lambert turned to his wife Jenny: "Show him your tooth, Honey."
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