Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and ...
Doctor Jokes
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weigh...
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in...
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
A man went to see his doctor because he was suf...
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me,...
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1...
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medi...
The seven-year old girl told her mom, A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.
The seven-year old girl told her mom, A boy in ...
A pipe burst in a doctor's house.
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a p...
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient:...
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting ro...
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene o...
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?...
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
How many nurses does it take to change a light ...
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in ...
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on d...
A man goes to the eye doctor.
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist ...
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doc...
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his...
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.
A man who was very upset walked in to see his d...
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy...
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today!
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Ca...
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ?
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprink...
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my s...
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one...