Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar !

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken a...

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning...

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did yo...

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will y...

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin ...

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a...

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol d...

Jack: My brother was sick and went to the doctor.

Jack: My brother was sick and went to the docto...

Doctor: Good news you passed your hearing test!

Doctor: Good news you passed your hearing test!...

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato...

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see ...

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a...

Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.

Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces....

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling...

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for ...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of ...

I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.

I went to see my doctor to see if he could help...

Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog.

Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog...

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He wa...

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for m...

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly.

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do abou...