Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why do...
Doctor Jokes
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can...
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my fall...
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit...
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of th...
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your...
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breat...
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head sh...
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about i...
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on th...
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot?
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just c...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm H...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you?
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't g...
The Doctor was puzzled I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney.
The Doctor was puzzled I'm very sorry but I can...
Patient: I'm in a hospital!
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? D...
A man walks into a doctor's office.
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cu...
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my tempera...
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. ...
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup.
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his ...
Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia?
Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumon...
Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under su...