A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft. But doc, protested the patient, if I do that, I'll get pneumonia. I know, said the doctor, I can cure pneumonia.
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