A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. Doctor, says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off? I don't see why not, replies the doctor. That's funny, says the man. I wasn't able to play it before.
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