A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. Doctor, you've got to help me! he wailed. What seems to be the trouble? asked the doctor. I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open. What does the sign say? asked the Doctor. Pull, said the patient.
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