Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

When You Grow Up


"What do you want to be when you grow up littl...

Warning Labels


The scary part is somebody must have done it b...

Pregnant at 78!


This 78-year-old woman was feeling ill, and sh...

Smelling and Hearing


An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says,...

Doctor, should I file my nails?


Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor...

Saving your sister


Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer a...

A doctor and his wife


A doctor and his wife were having a big argume...

CAT SCAN


A lady rushes into the veterinarian and scream...

Ugly


yo are so ugly that when yo mama gave birth to...

Stuck on the seat


A man decides to take the opportunity while hi...

Nasty bug


Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor...

Brain Transplant


A patient needed a brain transplant and the do...

You Know You're Having a Bad Day When


Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell...

Neighbors baby


Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortun...

Un tipo acude con su


Un tipo acude con su m�dico:


"Doctor, tengo ...

Class Picture


A class teacher was trying to persuade her cla...

HMO Q&A


Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually...

Stuck on the John


A man decides to take the opportunity while hi...

Big and Bad


This black dude gets home and he's strutting a...

Cheap HMO


Top Twenty Signs You've Joined A Cheap HMO


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En una pareja de reci�n


En una pareja de reci�n casados, la mujer esta...

Vacationing in Transylvania


Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationi...

Eating Right


A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a gre...

Micellaneous


a guy walkes into a therepists office and all ...

6 months to live


The middle aged man was visibly shaken when hi...