Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

An ounce of brains


A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain ...

Hearing Problems


Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing...

Suppository In Her Ear


A rather senile old lady went to her doctor co...

Doctor Visit


An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugl...

Lumbar region


Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the wood...

Temperature


The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer's...

The Top 13 Signs a Video Game Is Too Realistic (Part I)


13> One of your Sims just won first place o...

Hypochondriac


Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before ...

No Refills


A distraught patient phoned her docter, "Is it...

After having their 11th child, an Alabama...


After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...

Embarrassing Moment


One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist wa...

Bad News 3


Doctor: I have some good news and I have some ...

El doctor llama por tel�fono


El doctor llama por tel�fono a su paciente:


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Una monja que llevaba varios


Una monja que llevaba varios d�as con hipo, va...

Men's Advice To Women


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. ...

Toast


Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When...

Drinking Problem


A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of...

El doctor Porras un d�a


El doctor Porras un d�a llev� a su esposa a ce...

Un muchacho muy jovencito se


Un muchacho muy jovencito se encuentra con un ...

Little Big Fart


There was this Indian chief who was straining ...

HMO Executive


The Doctor, The Famer and the H.M.O. executive...

YOU get up


When the old G.P. and his attractive nurse arr...

All on dead people


Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you perform...

La ricachona de la ciudad


La ricachona de la ciudad invita al doctor del...

Hair Loss


Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can y...