This 78-year-old woman was feeling ill, and she went to the doctor for a check-up. After the physical examination, the doctor announced, "I have some exciting news for you: you're going to have a baby! Wouldn't you like to call someone?" "Sure, I need to call my husband; he's 83 years old."She calls home and the husband answers: "You old goat, you got me pregnant," she rants into the phone.Panicked, the husband screams, "WHO IS THIS?"
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