Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Cool Signs


Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at y...

Fuzzy Vision


Q: Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doct...

Class Picture


A teacher had been after her pupils to bring i...

Explaination


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Grow up to Be a Doctor


One day in the first grade class, the teacher ...

Swallowed a condom


The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call ...

Medical Terms - Ebonics Style!


Benign................What you be after you be...

Yo mama


yo mama so dumd she failed a blood test
yo ma...

Signs That You'r


1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.2...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting...


A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiti...

POST TURTLE


While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 9...

The Ugly Baby


Your Momma so ugly when she was born the docto...

Cajun Home Birth


Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a ...

Bills


A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party....

Technological Doctor


One day, a man complained to his friend, "My e...

Hunchback


HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about th...

Lettering in making out


A girl goes to the doctor and takes off her sh...

Like what


An aging patient was stomping around his psych...

Fat and Slutty


Yo mama's so fat, when she got liposuction, sh...

Lick Your Envelope!


This is a true story reported on CNN.


If yo...

#NAME?


- Bonitas piernas, �a qu� hora abren?


- �Cr...

The loud-mouthed mechanic!


Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the...

Portraits by Picasso


"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I ...

Hoover


A married couple had a very bad argument one d...

Fart, farts everywhere!


An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells...