A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness...
He goes to his friend who is also a doctor for ...
Doctor Jokes
Computer diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elb...
Jacob's 5th birthday. He wants to be a doctor as his parents.
5th birthday of Jacob who wants to be a doctor ...
[Best joke I've heard recently] A man walks into a doctors office,...
...unzips his fly and places his considerable m...
An Italian fella
Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to h...
Narcolepsy
A man with narcolepsy visits his doctor and ask...
A woman pregnant with triplets catches three stray bullets from a drive-by shooting.
In the emergency room, a doctor tells her she a...
A lady almost 9 months pregnant falls down some stairs and knocks herself out...
When she wakes up, she is in a hospital bed.
...
Cheating for "Good" Reasons
An elderly couple was having dinner one evening...
Whose point is it anyway?
A ninety-year-old man went to the doctor and sa...
Doctor.....Doctor
The doctor, shuffles is papers and looks at his...
Doctor: ”I have the results of your test. You're gonna have to stop masturbating.”
Me: ”Oh no! Why doctor?"
Doctor: ”Because ...
A redhead goes to the doctor
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor'...
A doctor and his wife were having a huge argument at breakfast...
"Yeah?, well you aren't so good in bed either!"...
A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye.
The doctor says “I see you have a cataract”. Th...
A Pregnant women gets in a car wreck....
...and fell into a coma. When she awoke a few d...
So an old man goes to the doctor to get checked out and....
The doctor tells him "I got bad news and some r...
There was this guy living in Ireland who wanted to have the operation to become Irish
He had lived in Ireland for about 10 years and ...
We give them a spoon, a cup and a bucket; and then ask ask them to empty the bathtub...
While I was being given a tour of a mental asyl...
5 Russian Jokes about Vodka
#1
A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,
-...
An old Chinese lady goes to see the eye doctor...
The optometrist gives her the regular eye exam ...
Thrilling Theorised Therapeutic Prothedures
A man having recurring nightmares about monster...
Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode...
...well sit down and blow your nose up!
Recurring Visions
This is an old one.
A man goes to a psychologi...
A man walks into a doctor's office with a very deep cut.
"I need to close up this wound, doc", says the ...