Recurring Visions

This is an old one.

A man goes to a psychologist and says "Doc, you have to help me. I can't sleep. Every time I close my eyes my mother is right there giving me grief. When I open them, it's even worse, there she is again nagging and bullying me. Sometimes its so bad, at night time, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast."

The doctor looks at him and replies "What? One piece of toast? For a big boy like you?"

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