Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

A Chinaman goes to see an eye doctor.

After the exam, the doctor says, 'I know why yo...

A blonde visits her doctor...

... and says to him: "Doc, I am in total agony....

Patient asks his doctor...

A patient asks his doctor, "If I gave up women,...

A joke my mommy told me :)

Once there was a woman sitting in the doctor's ...

Triple dose

A Man went to the doctor's office to ask for a ...

A man's wife lay dying in the hospital...

with a mysterious illness. After the doctor sai...

A man goes to his proctologist for an exam...

The doctor tells him to drop his drawers and le...

Man goes to a doctor

A man goes to the doctor and says "doctor, I ha...

A man goes to the doctor...

...and the doctor tells him he has dyslexia. Th...

Proctologist

A guy goes in to his proctologist for a colonos...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's th...

An old woman decides to get a physical after a number of years.

While the doctor is examining her she mentions ...

Doctor joke

Two doctors mortally offend each other and reso...

A girl goes to the doctor ..

A girl goes to a doctor to ask about green spot...

Guilty and Depression!

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatri...

Always diagnose before you treat...

A woman walks into the dermatologists office co...

At the Psychiatrist

Doctor: What are your feelings about your fathe...

Bill works in a machine shop. One day he gets into an accident at work...

He leans in too close to a piece of machinery a...

Sexual healing

Dave went to his doctor for a check up. The doc...

Invisible man

Invisible man goes to the doctor.

Doctor says...

New Prostate Exam Joke

A man goes to the doctor for his first prostate...

Oh, Jim...

Jim goes to the Doctors about a rash. "Doc, I'v...

"Doctor, Doctor...

I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it mi...