A man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup
During the checkup, he learns he has some sort ...
Doctor Jokes
So there's this barber in a small town...
So there's this barber in a small town. One day...
You are going to lose your license to be a doctor
Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring ...
Cataract Surgery
An Asian man walks into the eye doctor for a ch...
The sick patient
A sick patient who had just completed another o...
A man goes to the proctologist
The doctor gave him a thumbs up.
So a man goes to visit family El Salvador...
While there he gets sick and has to visit a doc...
Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered...
A married couple went to the hospital to have t...
The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today.
So I look him straight in the eye and asked him...
A man visits the doctor
and then he meets a friend.
Friend: Whatsup, wh...
A doctor tells his patient he has to stop masturbating... probably NSFW
"Why?" the man asked.
"Because I'm trying to ...
I went to the doctor….
he pulled down his pants, and I said, "Dr. ewww...
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor....
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.
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These exchanges were recorded verbatim by court reporters and published in the book, "Disorder in the American Courts".
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affec...
True story: Two of the veterinarians at my place of employment amputated a dogs cancerous leg today.
As the junior Doctor brought the leg across the...
The honest lawyer?
The city miser was on his death bed, as his las...
My doctor says I'm not eating a balanced diet...that's absurd.
I eat as many cookies with my left hand as I do...
An 80-year-old couple were having problems...
...remembering things, so they decided to go to...
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenev...
I heard joke once.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed, life i...
A man becomes suspicious that his wife is cheating on him
So he confronts her and she admits that there h...
Machine Diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elb...
The doctor will be with you shortly.
The nurse for the doctor I go to, always tells ...
So I walk into the doctors office.
Doctor tells me my liver is showing a little bi...