He had lived in Ireland for about 10 years and loved the place and its people so he went to the doctor and said he wanted to have the operation to become Irish.
The doctor warned him saying “This is very dangerous, I have to remove half your brain”.
The guy was very adamant and said he wanted to do it.
Next week he goes for surgery. After 5 hours he wakes up. He can see the doctor standing over him looking very worried.
The doctor says “I am really sorry, the surgery went terribly wrong, I ended up having to remove your entire brain”
The guy looks at him and replies “Crickey mate, no worries!”
-- as an Ozzy I love telling this to my Irish mates as they get really offended halfway through
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