A man took his dog to the vet thinking he was dead
The veterinarian placed the dog on a table and ...
Doctor Jokes
The Big C
Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking ...
WALKS INTO A BAR... TAXIDERMY
A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders...
Motel insurance scam (x-post /r/Unexpected)
A few years ago, I lived in a small rural town ...
Might have been Dr. Spaceman.
A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doct...
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument...
A doctor and his wife were having a big argumen...
A man feels sick, so he goes to his doctor...
...and has some tests run. He is told to come b...
2 inches
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and d...
So a Chinaman goes to the eye doctor
and after giving a check up, the doctor says, "...
Cucumber, carrot, banana - none of them used for scale
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cu...
The farmer's wife went into a coma...
... at home, and he summoned the doctor.
"She'...
Ph.D students should not eat apples...
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery...
...but the doctor left me hangin'
My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!!
Upvote for visibility.
3 old men...
3 old men are talking in the park. "I had awful...
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot up his nose.
He has a stalk of celery in the other nostril a...
Three guys go to Heaven.
At the pearly gates, St Peter asks the first on...
A boy was born without testis
Doctor asked the father: is there any member in...
A man goes to his doctor because he has a carrot in his ear..
He asks the doctor, "I don't understand, how ca...
Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian?
He has a sign on the door that says "Either way...
Medical checkup
An elderly man goes to the doctor for his yearl...
Rectal Exam (visual joke)
This joke is visual and is best told while maki...
Motivation Seminar
At a motivational seminar, three men are asked ...
A beautiful woman goes to see her doctor
After describing her symptoms, the doctor diagn...
Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor?
Man: I can't pee, doc!
Doctor: How old are you?...