Doctor tells me my liver is showing a little bit of damage, and asks me if I drink a lot of alcohol.
I told the doctor yea, I drink about a case of beer a day.
Surprised, the doctor says that I need to slow down my drinking. I tell him okay.
I go back 3 months later, he asks me how much I am drinking now.
I tell him a case of beer a day.
He looks at me sternly and says to me that we agreed I would slow down my drinking.
I told him I did! A case use to take me 3 - 4 hours. Now a case takes me 6 - 8 hours.
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