A sick patient who had just completed another one of his surgeries was allowed to see his family and friends. While he was ill, he still enjoyed the company with them.
However, the doctor asked the man to come with him for something important.
The man, not wanting to leave the company of his friends and family, said "Hold on, I just need a minute,"
to which the doctor promptly respoonded, "You don't have one."
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