So he confronts her and she admits that there have been three points of time that she has been unfaithful.
He asks her what the first time was, and she says, "remember when you had your heart attack but couldn't figure out how we paid the doctor?"
He says, "I guess you saved my life, I have to forgive you for that. What was the second time?"
"Well, do you remember when you lost your job, and couldn't figure out how we made house payments?"
"I guess I can't fault you for that time. You saved our house. But what was the third time?"
"Well, do you remember when you were running for president of your golf league and needed 79 more votes?"
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