Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot

So Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot grew up ...

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

A man who recently lost his eye goes into the doctor...

Patient: "Doctor, is there anything we can do t...

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan...

The bartender looks at the man and says, "You'r...

A couple has a baby boy born without a body... (A Two-Parter)

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Part 1
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After years of trying to conceiv...

Jackie Chan is feeling sick...

...so he goes to see the doctor.

He tells the ...

A 90 year old woman is getting married for the fourth time.

A news crew is there to document the story. The...

I share a commute with three friends.

Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven...

Trophy Wife

Any wife can be a trophy wife...

... if you ta...

An elderly couple go to the doctor...

...and the doctor says "now that you two are ge...

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor...

...that the only heart available is that of a s...

So a man goes to his doctor

and says " I have an embarrassing question, but...

An immigrant couple are trying for a baby...

and not having any luck. After months of trying...

A boy swallows a whole jar of coins...

A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is tak...

I love pizza too much

So I go to the doctor, and doc says, "You gotta...

A Change of Context

Lights shone brightly at the front of the room....

A man walks into a doctor's office with stomach problems

The doctor runs some tests and tells the man it...

A man goes into a doctor's office

to get a regular checkup done after having not ...

So a woman makes an appointment to see her doctor...

She goes to the doctor's office and during the ...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his ...