to get a regular checkup done after having not been to the doctors in a while.
The doctor and nurses do some tests, take blood samples and the man goes on his way.
The doctor calls the man in, to discuss his results, the following week.
As the man sits in the doctor's office waiting for the doctor, the doctor finally comes in with the results.
The doctor places the manila folder slowly down on the desk and solemnly says:
"I'm sorry... According to these results you only have 10 to live..."
the man replies "I only have **10** to live? **10?!** 10 what?! years?! months?! da--
the doctor interrupts looking down at this watch "9..."
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