and not having any luck. After months of trying and failing to get pregnant the wife finally visits a fertility specialist. The doctor examines her and when he is finished he looks grave.
He says "I'm sorry to tell you this but you have an deficient eggs. If you have a baby it will be a miracle."
The woman is devastated. Her spirts low, she returns home to break the news to her husband.
When she arrives she tells him withe her thick accent "Ze doctor says I haffa de fish eggs, and if I have a baby its gonna be a mackerel"
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