Sarah has to get some minor surgery or other but it's going to require shaving. Down there. Sara says no one but my husband moishe is shaving me there. Doctor gets Moishe, explains the situation, gives him a can of shaving cream and a disposable razor.
Moishe takes the can, carefully applies the shaving cream, then picks up the disposable razor. He looks at his objective for a minute, at the razor, back to his objective, perplexed. He says, 'Hey, Sarah. Go like this! [make 'shaving face']
note 1: I learned this like 35 yrs ago as an 'abie and becky' joke but someone just posted a sarah and moishe...
note 2: I also learned it with the punchline in Yiddish, as I recall 'Hey, Becky... Macha zoy!'
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