The doctor is doing some tests, and after reading the results, he approaches the musician sadly and says: "I'm afraid I have some bad news"
The musician asks: "whats wrong?"
"Well, we've analyzed your test results, and I'm afraid you only have 2 months to live"
The musician asks: "off of what?"
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