...and asks, slightly embarrassed, the pharmacists: "Lately I'm having trouble achieving an erection, could you maybe give me something to fix the situation?". The pharmacists quickly grabs a pill and says: "You're lucky, this new pill came out just this week and works great, it's really a miracle drug". The man, relieved, asks: "Can I see it?", "sure", the pharmacist says and gives it to him. The man looks attentively at the pill and says: "I'm convinced, I'm buying it". "Great, it's $25", the pharmacist says, "I'm just gonna grab the box". He turns his back and asks the doctor: "Could you give me a box of this pill?", he turns around and is shocked to find out that the client has fled without paying.
The next day a young man walks in and says: "Last night I had some trouble getting in the game, if you know what I mean, could you give me something?". "Sure", says the pharmacist, "I have this great pill that'll fix everything". "It's just $50" says the pharmacist, hoping to recoup the lost gain from the previous day. "Mmm", says the young man unconvinced, "that's pretty expensive, are you sure it works?"
"Are you kidding?", says the pharmacist, "yesterday a client came in and, just by holding it, screwed both me and the doctor".
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