Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

60-year-old man


A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a che...

Holy Doctors


Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nos...

Knock KnockWho's there?Vanilla!Vanilla who?Vanilla call


Knock KnockWho's there?Vanilla!Vanilla who?Van...

From the court room


These are actually things which people actual...

The Oldest Profession


A doctor, an architect and a polotician were a...

College girl visits the doctor


A young woman goes into the doctor's office fo...

�Is it mine?�


What did the blonde say to her doctor when he ...

Smartest Man in the


A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest ...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

The Change


A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor...

Dr vs. Mechanic


Morris was removing some engine valves from a ...

Manolo llega con el m�dico:


Manolo llega con el m�dico:


"Doctor, doctor...

Advice for Suicide


Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was partic...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

Una mujer enormemente gorda, mofletuda


Una mujer enormemente gorda, mofletuda y m�s f...

Funny Business Signs


Quirky Business Signs


* On the door of a den...

You're a redneck ... you owe the taxidermist


You're a redneck if.... You owe the taxidermis...

Get a hot mama!


A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a ...

Blonde Nurse?


Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperatur...

Looking back on photos


The children had all been photographed, and th...

How to give your Cat a Pill.


1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...

Rotten cherries


A woman was feelin' some pinchin' pains in her...

Una se�ora se va a


Una se�ora se va a operar de las tetas. Cuando...

A Hunting Analogy


An 80-year old man was having his annual check...

Father or Mother


A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too lon...