A married couple had a very bad argument one day, it ended up with the husband going to hospital with the hoover pipe shoved up his bum.
A couple of days later, his wife telephoned the hospital to find out how he was.
The doctor said "He's picking up."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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