80 year old man goes to the doctor
Tells the Dr. he is marrying a 20 yo gal and wa...
Doctor Jokes
My rabbi told me this one.
An orthodox Jewish man is about to go through h...
Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed was living in a tiny primitive Moroccan Village & was a moron and all his classmates hated him for his stupid acts.
His teacher Aisha was always yelling at him.. "...
A pregnant woman goes into a coma...
She wakes up from her coma to a doctor standing...
A guy wakes up from a coma.
His doctor asks him what he remembers.
- All ...
I can't keep a steady job!
I worked in an orange juice factory but I got c...
A man goes to the doctor for an exam...
... the doctor looks at him and says, "You have...
At a medical conference
Two African doctors were in an intense debate. ...
Taxidermist walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a ...
Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed
living in a tiny
primitive Moroccan village was...
Morris, an 82 year-old man
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor ...
A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor
A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. ...
What did one tonsil say to the other?
Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.
Touching story
Very touching story ..
Once upon a time ..a sm...
Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone?
He was a mass murderer.
My African-American pastor was not amused
Man is in a hospital room with his wife who is ...
It's an eye
The doctor walks into the room to tell the pare...
Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?
He was part of doctors without boarders .
My newborn son...
was born with no eyelids. Luckily, the doctor w...
A woman goes to the doctor because her stomach has been slowly swelling.
The doctor examines her and says "Expect more s...
The doctor told me I couldn't lift large objects for two weeks after surgery.
Guess I'll be peeing sitting down for awhile.
A sick Patient
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenev...
My wife does !!!
A man walked into a therapist's office looking ...
A man goes in for his annual physical...
...and gets called into the examination room. T...