As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife.
She turns over and says, **"I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh."**
The husband sadly turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. He asks, **"Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"**
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