A women is in the final stages of giving birth, and with one last push she hears the babies cries as the doctor holds it in his arms out of view. The doctor tells her there's a problem and rushes the baby out of the room. After 5 or 10 minutes the women is hysterical with worry for her child. The doctor eventually comes back and stands at the bottom of her bed an says
"Well, There's good new and bad news."
The women, now very worried asks for the bad news first
"Unfortunately, your baby is ginger."
Offended and somewhat relived the women begins a tirade of abuse aimed at the doctor, calling every name under the sun. After 30 seconds of abuse she remembers the good news, and promptly asks him for it.
"It's dead."
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