"Do you want the good news or the bad news?"
asked the doctor to his patient's family in the...
Doctor Jokes
When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee...
Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 2...
A man has just been diagnosed with a terminal illness...
Man: "So Doc, how long have I got to live?"
Do...
A giant moth walks into a psychiatrist's office...
and the doctor, taken slightly aback, wonders w...
A Happy Father fell into a trap but what happened next is pricelss
He pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Sudd...
Good news, bad news
A man was feeling ill and went to the doctor, a...
It's greats having your doctor say you're narcissistic.
It's like being compared to the stuff of legends.
You know you're getting old when ...
the doctor tells you to slow down and the cops ...
A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar.
The barman takes one look and says:
'What is th...
Doctor Doctor, my period wont end!
I am so sorry... I think that you have caught f...
Hospital
A food reviewer for taken to hospital in a seri...
My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania...
So i stole his wallet.
A man walks into an eye doctor and asks to see the doctor...
The nurse replies, "Not with that eye!"
What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Guy goes to doctor for knee problem...
A guy goes to a doctor to get his knee examined...
An English businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind.
At board meetings, during interviews,in lifts a...
The doctor told me I had Parkinson's....
I decided to just shake it off.
So today my doctor told me I had to quit masturbating.
I asked "Why?"
He says "Because I'm trying to ...
An elderly woman's husband dies
and she is so shackled with grief she wants to ...
The farmer and the mule
Old man Jim has farmed all of his life, and for...
Cricket Joke
I remember this joke from years ago, It might n...
A man goes to the doctor
Not sure if this is a repost. Haven't seen it h...
A man goes to the doctor, and find he only has 12 hours left to live....
He heads home and tells his wife the bad news. ...
I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places
He told me to stop going to those places
What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery?
"at least his death wasn't in vein"