The German Baby Joke
So there is this couple and they adopt a baby f...
Doctor Jokes
And then the doctor says...
Now, what did I do with my pen?
Prostate Exam Today
Today I was at the Doctor's for a prostate exam...
My doctor told me to stop masturbating.
I went to the doctors yesterday and was surpris...
Dementia
Three older men are undergoing a memory test at...
Bad news and really bad news.
An elderly gentleman is at the doctor's office ...
In a hospital
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the...
Basic Foods
My girlfriend has been getting canker sores, so...
From the Peddy File...
JoAnne recently noticed she had hair growing be...
My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my health and could damage my liver
He also say's I'm half deaf
An alcoholic goes to the doctor..
The doctor diagnoses the man and says "You have...
Soviet Doctor appointment
One day a man walks into the hospital and tells...
the 500 page book written by a madman
Place : Mental Hospital
Doctor- what is this?
...
Doctor discussion
The doctor was discussing his patient's results...
Old married couple are at the gynecologist's
and Sam is sitting in the waiting room while Sa...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist....
... and says "Doctor, you have to help me. Ever...
A man goes to the doctor...
he tells the doc I keep having re-occurring nig...
I have a good news and a bad news.
A patient visits his doctor.
Doc: "I have a go...
What did one doctor say to the other doctor?
"We're both doctors"
This was my grandma's favourite joke
Jenny walks into the doctor's office for a chec...
What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
Doctor, how long do I have left to live?
- Ten.
- Ten what?
- Nine.
Brain Transplant
Heard this joke from a gregarious bus driver in...
A patient complained to his doctor...
"I've been to three other doctors and none of t...