He heads home and tells his wife the bad news. She breaks down crying, but then pulls herself together and promises to give him the best night he could possibly hope for.
They go out for dinner at his favorite restaurant, ordering all of his favorite dishes. They then head out for drinks and have a few rounds of the nicest scotch available. After drinks they head back home.
When they get home, the wife puts on his favorite naughty outfit of hers, and they get down to business. They go at it passionately for over an hour, doing all his favorite positions and moves, and collapse exhausted afterwards.
As she is falling asleep, he taps her on the shoulder and says "That was amazing, but I want to keep going, lets do that again."
She smiles and says "Sure thing baby" and they once again go at it. Another hour later, shes starting to fall asleep again.
He taps her on the shoulder again and says "Since this is my last night, can we keep going and do it again?"
She looks at him tiredly and says okay, and they spend the next hour going through all his favorite positions one more time.
Looking at the clock, the man sees its now almost 3 am. He taps her on the shoulder and says "I'm sorry to keep asking but..."
At this point his wife interrupts him and says. "I can't keep doing this! I'm exhausted. Its not like you have to get up in the morning!"
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