At board meetings, during interviews,in lifts and on trams -- it was impossible to control. "But at least I'm fortunate in two respects," she told her doctor. "They neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you'll be surprised to know I've let two go since I've been talking to you."
The doctor reached for his pad, scribbled a prescription, and handed it to her.
"What's this?" she queried, reading the prescription. "Nasal drops?"
"Yes," replied the doctor. "First we'll fix your nose, then we'll have a go at your hearing!"
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