A man was feeling ill and went to the doctor, and the latter said he needs tests before determining what's wrong, and told him to comeback in a week
A week passed and the man came to the hospital, and the doctor told him: "I have good news and bad news"
"The bad news is that your treatment will take some time
The good news is that you will go down in history, as a new disease will be named after you"
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