A couple arrives at the dentist for a tooth extraction.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor", says the man, "No gas or needles, or any of that. Just pull the tooth and get it over with".

"Wow", says the dentist, "You're certainly stoic, which tooth is it?"

The man turns to his wife, "Show him the tooth honey."

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