George has a problem ... he pees in his bed at night.

So he decides to go to the doctor to fix the problem. "Well George, can you tell me what exactly happens each night that might be causing the problem?" "Well," George said, "When I fall asleep I have a dream where this small little dwarf comes to me and says 'Did you do pee pee'? And I say 'No'. So he says 'So go pee pee!' And so ... I do ..."

"I see," says the doctor ... "I have a solution for you George - Next time the dwarf asks you if you went pee pee, just say 'Yes'". "Brilliant!", Says George. Super excited, George goes home ...

That night, George falls asleep, and low and behold in his dream, the same small dwarf approaches him. "Hello!", says George, super confidently. "Did you make pee pee?", says the dwarf. "Yes! Yes I did!!", says George.

"And Doody?"

credit: a kids joke book in Hebrew that my nephews in Israel read to me.

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