Vet Bill
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. ...
Doctor Jokes
— You know, that doctor actually managed to improve my memory.
— Really? That's great! What's his name?
— Umm...
Cookie Monster.
An 18 year old goes into the obstetricians for ...
A man is sick and goes to see a doctor...
The first doctor he goes to is Caucasian. The d...
normally don't like longer jokes but, this is funny
A US Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi f...
Sam goes to the doctor...
Sam, who just turned 86, goes to the doctor.
D...
An old man dressed in a very aged, worn flight suit approached me today at the store. He had a question for me. He asked, "Excuse me, Where can I find the cheapest Doctor in town?"
I just moved to a small military town, and befo...
I just got a physical done last week...
So the doctor starts examining me and the first...
Thumb in the soup at the restaurant
A man goes to a restaurant with his wife. They ...
My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet
And I said K.
Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?
He's a Thyme Lord
A man goes to the doctor...
The doctor says "I've got good news and bad new...
"She's a Veterinarian."
Every Sunday morning a little old lady places $...
Guy goes to the doctor
A guy goes to the doctor because his knee is sw...
THE DOCTOR WITH HIS PATIENT
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ ...
An unemployed engineer opens a clinic...
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time ...
Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?
He ran out of patients.
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes a doctor and two nurses ...
Bad news from the doctor...
Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law?
Doctor: ...
So we're telling our grandfathers jokes? Alright then.
My grandfather was a doctor, so he had some fun...
Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…"
The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.
The...
Army Brats Funny Joke
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting...
A bucket goes to the doctor
The bucket was feeling ill, and decided to go t...
A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent. The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"
She replies, "Well, the first part you can imag...
A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up
A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye ch...