An 18 year old goes into the obstetricians for her first smear test. The doctor gets her into the stirrups and has a look down there then up at her and says,
'Would it be okay if i numb you?'
'Whatever you think is best, you're the doctor' was her reply.
So he ducks down and goes 'OMNOMNOMNOMONOM'
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