So one day little Billy grew up and got engaged. Now Billy is a little short in the dip stick, and all the male members of his family decided it would be a great idea to donate an inch as a wedding present. So a few weeks before the wedding everyone goes in to see the doctor and after multiple surgeries, the operation is a success. Fast forward a few weeks, Billy and his new wife return from their honey moon and run in to Billy’s brother. His brother asks “how did the honey moon go everything work out”, then Billy replies with “yeah, it was great except I wish we didn't put grandpa in the middle.”
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