A doctor and a lawyer in separate cars got into a collision one foggy night. It wasn't clear who was to blame, but both parties that were rattled, and the lawyer offer the doctor a drink from a pocket flask. With a shaking hand, the doctor gratefully accepted the flask and took a couple of big swallows.
As the lawyer started to put the cap back on the flask, the doctor asked, "Aren't you going to have one, too, to calm your nerves?"
"Of course I am," said the lawyer, "after the Highway Patrol gets here."
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