"Everything looks clean,"
"Yeah...."
"Why so glum, you should be happy."
"Yeah, I mean, I am, it's just.....you know....you're not a do-"
"Yeah, but I have more experience than any doctor you could think of."
"So now ?"
"Now you go on, and hope that you don't even have to get a non-regular checkup from this point on."
"No, I mean where do I go now to pick up my luggage ?"
"Oh, right down there."
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