screaming "Doctor, doctor I can't stop jogging on the spot".
So the doctor takes a look at the black man and tells him that he can fix him right up, so he goes into another room and comes back bringing a big bucket of whit powder. He tells the black man to sniff it and he does and immediately he falls to the ground, he gets up after 10 mins and goes "woah doc that nearly knocked me out was it cocaine or something"? The doctor steps back and immediately replies "No pal it was Surf cause it stops colours running".
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