The doctor claimed that it's best to be married because a steady life is beneficial for one's health. The lawyer argued that it's always best not to marry, so that you can break things up without that many complications. And the mathematician said: "no, what's best is to have both a wife and a lover, so when each one thinks you are with the other, you can study mathematics."
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