The doctor asks her if she drinks and she tells him that she is a fan of wine. The doctor tells her to swish wine around in her mouth next time her husband comes home from going drinking and she says ok, slightly confused.
A week later the doctor sees her for a follow up and she has no bruises on her and she thanks the doctor. He then asks her "See what happens when you keep your mouth shut?".
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