The doctor said that I needed breast milk for treatment.
"Where am I going to find breast milk"?, I asked
"No problem", the doctor said, "I have a list of woman who volunteer" and he handed me an index card with a woman's number.
When I got to the woman's apartment, she sits down on the couch and I lay there starting the treatment. After about 10 minutes she asks
"Would you like anything else with that"?
"Well", I replied, "a couple of cookies would be nice".
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